sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

ezrakaynig:

an audio post of ezra koenig yelling “oh my god” with increasing urgency (ft. chris tomson)

cokeflow:

mirandasexnoise:

greg0ry:

nicki minaj is 30

how

she was born 30 years ago

timecannotberewritten:

dovahqueene:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying

at least you don’t bleed them out every month

you make a compelling argument

lifeofakiwigirl:

Gavin discovering the close up shot of himself.

gayplague:

push up ur sleeves to your elbows ill fall in love w/ u

rneerkat:

below knee

25/100 pictures of Dean and Castiel